I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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