grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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