Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize