dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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