I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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