So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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