just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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