kristin has been a bad kristin
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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