Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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