He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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