She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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