do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
