And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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