I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
We need to rekindle our bromance
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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