Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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