so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
