weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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