Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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