Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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