Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
There are leaves in my underwear?
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