i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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