We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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