walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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