they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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