He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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