in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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