Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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