i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
