what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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