i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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