she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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