i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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