nut hugger
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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