32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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