Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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