You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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