I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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