he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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