Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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