i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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