remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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