drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I want to be your penis for a week.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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