Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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