Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
