last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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