So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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