So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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