You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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