well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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