I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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