she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i came on her dog
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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