Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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