I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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