that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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