talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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