we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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