I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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