Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
The power of my boobs compel you
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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